Saturday, September 17, 2011

The Seeds are Always There

It was called a failure of imagination.
It was called a failure to connect the dots.

When you enter politics, do these things, part of the human condition (didn't we all grow up playing dots in Calculus class..) go by the wayside?

Back in 9/11, say on 9/10/2001.. or even back in the Last Millenium which seems so long ago, even the street numbers have been changed since then. There were seeds. There were transcripts from bin Laden and friends. Statements that could lead you to imagine using aircraft as weapons of mass destruction. There were dots, unconnected, between the foreign surveillance apparatus, and domestic criminal intelligence. Alas the data systems did not talk to each other. But even back in the 1980s people were talking about data matching. When you enter civil service, as with politics, does your ability to connect dots and use your imagination go by the wayside too?

Today's imagination/dot exercise is the federal budget. Mr Elmendorf, head of the Congressional Budget Office, testifying in front of the Super Committee. In case you aren't able to listen to cspan at work (I am so totally lucky!) it is rebroadcast today on cspan radio. The non-partisan CBO chief says that if we continue on with current policies - those Bush tax cuts, those emergency unemployment compensation benefits, that doc fix which allows Medicare doctors to have full reimbursement.. That we are looking at an unsustainable situation, with spending beyond control and at something like 190% of GDP in the decades to come.

20% to 40% to 100% to 190%, its starting to be like trillions to me, and become somewhat meaningless. As my federal friends would say, after enough shutdown "deadlines" come and go and the world goes on, you tend to get numb to these things.

So what kind of imagination and dot drawing is needed today, and how do we inspire our elected representatives and civil servants to partake in this exercise?

Mr Elmendorf says there is no free lunch. That should be Rule #1. Deal with Problems Now. OK those benefiting from those tax cuts, the word "temporary" means they are going to end. And how long can an emergency exist, to keep providing unemployment to the non-working class. Doc fix, or county timber payments. Things tend to last forever. Till they don't.

I like the word "nexus". If Medicare is going to continue, let it pay for itself. Maybe every doctor and every patient needs to get a "haircut" as they call it in the financial world. The next world for the US will of course be national health insurance, like every other civilized nation on the planet. So if your heart is in it, and you practice medicine not for the degrees on your wall and the vacations in Bora Bora, then you'll stick with it.

Rule #2. Lets think about Obama's pitch for a second stimulus, to fund construction workers, teachers, fire fighters. How the typical Democratic pitch for public sector job creation has a stimulating effect on the economy. Lets do the math. A $45K public sector job may generate $3,150 back to the state in the form of income tax (using a 7% effective marginal tax rate). And $9,900 back to the feds in the form of federal income tax (using a 22% effective marginal tax rate). So - for $45,000 worth of expenditure, you reap back $13,050 in terms of income tax. Whoa! Even a refrigerator is more efficient than that. And where does the $45,000 come from - the federal taxes of other working people.

Why is it hard to see that having survived Stimulus 1 (almost, nearly) that to invest in Stimulus 2 doesn't really pay off. Is the way to grow the economy really up to the venture capitalists and innovators in the world, and the government can't really do it all (answer left as an exercise to the reader - look up the efficiency of refrigerators). Does that really require a leap of imagination, or a dot exercise? Please send a dot template, with instructions, to your local elected representatives, and ask them to participate.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Yes to $3.99 Dove Bars, Again!

I used to be able to buy those $3.99 Dove bars - you know, the kind with dark Belgium chocolate, covering dark chocolate ice cream. Only 3 in a box, and it was about $3.99 for each one. But it was so good.

Cutting back is possible, you can have half of one, or a mouthful to make it last longer. But what if someone promised you a whole one, every night! Wouldn't that be keen!

Obama's Jobs Plan reminds me of this. He is promising me the following:
* no more giving up those nights out to pay for gas or make the mortgage
* no more postponing retirement to put a kid through college
* every one in my neighborhood will have a job
* every pothole will be fixed
* I will only fly in the newest most high tech planes on the planet
* no more leaky school roofs
* $1500 tax credit to the average family
* $2000 to me since I've been a responsible mortgage holder

Well if those are the promises he is personally making to me, I wonder what other promises are in there. Sounds pretty nice, doesn't it. And it will all be paid for, since he'll just rack it up on the national credit card.

But not to worry! He will be solving this niggling deficit problem Real Soon Now. Just give him a little more time and a little more money.

Starting to sound like we need a 1-800 hotline for Politicians Anonymous. Making promises, racking up the spending, with no earthly way to pay for it. Making me wonder, wouldn't it be cheaper to just give everyone a $3.99 Dove bar?

Lets try the math. $300B Jobs Plan
vs. $3.99 * 300M people in the US = $1.2B. Can we be bought off for that and re-elect him?

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

A Section Chief in the Party's Propaganda Department

ok the Canadian Press tells it like it is. Oh, they are talking about a representative from the Chinese government. Where I suppose they really do have a Propaganda Department. He is now investing in Iceland. Tourism, don't you know.

Well we civilized and democratic nations don't have Propaganda Departments. Jay Carney is not a propaganda machine. I could say he is a member of the small animal genus called rodent, but actually I like a lot of rodents (like chinchillas). And squirrels always notice me when I walk around, or if I'm eating something delectable they want, so there is a certain acceptance there.

What do they call it in 1984, Big Brother? Where is my better half who reads all books to completion, are you back in school? Oh remind me so I don't have to go searching for online cliff notes, sorry I mean spark notes.

We have much cagier ways of purveying propaganda. Only to anyone who is even semi-conscious (this may leave out the rodents of the world, they are good at sensing the proximity of cheetos, not so great at recognizing lies and bamboozles) there isn't even any "there there". Most people must either be watching whatever season series is now in full swing, or buying those back to school supplies, or doesn't care. Or maybe they've escaped to Canada (yes!)

Maybe if they let me back into my home country I can create a new business card for myself. I like the title "Section Chief in the Agency's Propaganda Department". What was I writing the week before I left? It was creative fiction! It was a lot of fun! Oh, it was work too. It was top secret agency mission stuff so Don't Even Ask..